After 5 months of jokes and mocks
I threw away my poorly crocs.
They started with me in Bangkok
But it's now game over for my crocs.
My feet hurt so I went to the docs,
And even he mocked the lovely crocs.
It came as a complete shock
That even the doc would mock the crocs
Coz they're comfy and you don't need socks
So no1 should ever knock the crocs.
Personally I think they rock
Do the well invested crocs.
In a shop they're never in stock
Coz they're so popular are the crocs.
You can wear them down the docks
As they are waterproof are the crocs.
Or if the clock goes tick tock
They make you go faster do those speedy speedy crocs.
If you're cooking with a wok
They clean up after those helpful crocs.
And if you're in a head lock
They give you upper body strength do the crocs.
I'm making this up ad hoc
Just to big up the wonderful crocs.
So anyone out there who mocked my crocs
I think you're a bunch of stupid...
... idiots.
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