THE BLEEPING *LEECHES PART 2

The bleeping leeches* part 2

*alternative wording for type of man in a bar


In the thai capital city quite close to the beaches
Roams a big population of slimy bleeping leeches.
They lurk in most bars all through the night
And leech in dark corners because they're such a sore sight.
Us girls are unaware of this and having a good time
Until the bleeping leeches spot us and come over to slime.
They try to make small talk about really boring stuff,
But before they even finish, we've already had quite enough.
The thing with bleeping leeches is they just don't go away
And think that coz you talk back that they have a right to stay.
So one night in Bangkok, me and Jan were out having fun
Until 2 bleeping leeches sludged on over, looking like they'd had way too much sun!
They bored us with some stories of their travels so far
Til we could take no more and said we were off to the upper bar.
They surprisingly didn't follow and we sat laughing at our escape
But not even ten minutes later there stood 2 familiar leechy shapes.
They invited us to another bar as they sucked themselves to a stool
But we politely declined them, saying we were waiting to play pool.
Now any normal people would take this as the time to leave
But instead the leeches persisted, believing that they still might achieve.
In the end we couldn't take it and I decided to be rather blunt...
"Bleeping leeches, just go away!! You sucking bleeping RUNTS" ;)