TONY'S PIES

Tony eats his pies all on their own,

For this Jo and I did tease,

We told him pies are actually much better known

With mash, gravy and mushy peas!

But he didn't back down and persisted in saying

That eating pies on their own are the best,

So we took the tip and stopped with our joking

And put Tony's solo pie eating right to the test.

We bought our meat pies from a bakery store

Then sat down and started to try,

We did have to admit that we could have had more

But without mash, peas and gravy they were simply too dry!